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“Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.”
- Pat Paulsen
A downward spiral…

This was on my iGoogle Daily Quotes.
“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
- Oscar Levant
Brilliant!

Here’s a quote I came up with while posting to a friend’s MySpace blog. I thought it was pretty good!
“Life is too short to let it go to waste, but don’t think wasting time is a waste of time.”

No need to cover it up.
It’s always funny to introduce ChristopherSisk saying I met him on the Internet on a site called Consumating. We get weird looks and strange reactions, but life’s just funny that way. If you can’t enjoy it, then what good is it? And why make up a story [...]

“Hockey is a great sport because it combines the physicality of football, the team play of basketball, the poetry of ballet, the complexity of mathematics, and the aerobics of soccer. There is only one activity that is more physically, emotionally, and intellectually captivating than hockey, and it’s not blogging.”
  – Unknown

“I like my meat rare, but undead is pushing it.”
– Me

“I think I just splattered brain matter all over my cranium.”
– Me

Abso-fucking-lutely no more computer work for anyone unless you are blood related. Someone snapped that last straw today. No more anything, nada. Not even a fucking web site. NOTHING!!!

I got an e-mail from Sparky with his latest round of pictures. The ones from the party start here.
Oh, and there’s a picture of me dressed as Overkill here.

Well, it was a lot of fun. Everyone had pretty good costumes. Even Justin was a Holy Man. Alright, he really was just wearing his clothes with a bunch of holes and said he was “Extreme Justin”. I think a cleric or Holy Man was cooler. I posted pictures in [...]